A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Tests Archive

Runs Don’t Win Matches, Catches Do

Runs Don’t WIn Matches, Catches Do. This fact may not necessarily be true.

No Comments | December 5, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. England, Second Test: Preview

Adelaide: the city of churches, Bradman and Xavier Doherty’s legendary figures of 1/158. But who will triumph in the rather important second Test?

No Comments | December 4, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Bresilad Comes To The Rescue

Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. Rachel Riley. And something about Tim Bresnan.

No Comments | December 3, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The Work Experience Boy Is Back

The cricket is threatening to ruin a good old fashioned slanging match.

No Comments | November 27, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. England: First Test Review (Just The End Of Love)

An aging group trying in vain to recapture past glories. But do we mean England’s batsmen or the Manics?

No Comments | November 25, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

The Other Side Of The Story (Feat. Frank Stallone)

‘Say something nice about Australia’ said Editor Steve. We took off our half leather jackets and put pen to paper.

1 Comment | November 23, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

51allout Calls Out Graham Gooch

Graham Gooch: messing up England’s batting since 2012.

3 Comments | November 22, 2013 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Stuart Broad 1 Australia 0

Day one of the series was all about one man.

1 Comment | November 21, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. England, First Test: Preview

Watching the Ashes – the second best thing you could be doing in the early hours of a cold Thursday morning.

No Comments | November 20, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Being Bald Is Loads Better Than Being Ginger

The prospect of Matt Prior being injured isn’t making us happy.

1 Comment | November 12, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,