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A Fair And Even-Handed Critique Of Brendon McCullum’s Captaincy

No seriously, it is. We think.

No Comments | November 12, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #78: November 11th 2015

Just like Samit Patel, the 51allout podcast is back. Unlike Samit Patel it’s definitely okay for us to be overweight.

No Comments | November 11, 2015 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , , , , ,

The Commentators: Chris Rogers

Some call him Rogers. Others Buck. We simply know him as the Promised One.

No Comments | November 10, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 12

Thankfully for us, the stream of cricket videos on YouTube seems to be never-ending.

1 Comment | November 5, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , ,

Matador Cup Roundup & Australian ODI Ladder

With the Matador Cup out of the way, it’s time to see where Marcus Stoinis stands in the greater scheme of things.

No Comments | October 28, 2015 | | 40/50-over, First Class, Opinion | Tags: , ,

The Commentators: Ramiz Raja & Aamir Sohail

Our ears may be poisoned by too much of an awful commentator, but we’ve seen the future in the form of his former opening partner.

No Comments | October 27, 2015 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

An Aussie’s (Massively Grudging) Praise For Alastair Cook

It’s the article we never thought we’d write. Or wanted to.

1 Comment | October 20, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

51allout Mass Debates #6: England In The UAE

Following their Ashes renaissance, England’s next job is to be less crap in the UAE than they were last time. Which shouldn’t be that difficult. But what team will they actually pick?

1 Comment | October 12, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

WACA-day: The End Of An Era

Dilapidated, unloved and in need of demolition. Anyway, enough about 51allout. What’s happened to the WACA?

No Comments | October 7, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags:

From Bangladesh To Bankstown: The Rise Of The Matador Cup

Hipsters unite, the most fashionably unfashionable competition in the land is back, and benefiting massively from society’s ills.

1 Comment | October 5, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,