A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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Sheffield Shield Final 2013/4 Preview

Things people aren’t interested in: Sheffield Shield cricket. Things people are interested in: the Kardashians. Our conclusion: people are idiots.

The Generation Game

Sentimentality. Without a Brucie bonus in sight.

The 51allout Podcast #58: March 17th 2014

It’s World T20 time once again. But just how bad will England be? The 51allout team have their say.

No Comments | March 17, 2014 | | Podcast | Tags: , , ,

The T20 World Cup: Something to Watch While They Find That Plane

Reasons why the T20 World Cup is excellent. Perhaps someone should tell the BCCI.

No Comments | March 16, 2014 | | T20 | Tags: , , , ,

Six Players To Watch At The T20 World Cup

Why six players? Why not? That and we just got bored. And couldn’t be arsed talking about New Zealand.

1 Comment | March 13, 2014 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

The End Of An Era? Bollocks.

An optimistic look at recent retirements.

1 Comment | March 12, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Classic Series Review: 2005 ICC Super Series

One of the great series. That no-one ever talks about.

No Comments | March 10, 2014 | | Classic Series | Tags: , ,

Ten Things We Learnt From West Indies vs. England

A series so good that we all went out on the piss.

1 Comment | March 8, 2014 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,

Balls? Balls!

A dull day in the office is invariably improved by messing around.

No Comments | March 7, 2014 | | Scorer's Notes | Tags: , ,

Australian Test Ladder Part 2: Judgement Day

A lot can change in a few months. Well in cricket it can. Absolutely fuck all has changed here. Except the quality of the excerpts for our articles have rapidly declined.

No Comments | March 6, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,