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Are You There God? It’s Me, Devereux

Coming to cinemas this summer: the heart-warming of a tale of a young man who just wants to fit in. All he needs to do is discover how to bowl leg-spin again.

No Comments | March 3, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

What do they know of keeping wicket, who only keeping wicket know?

Look at all those non-English wicket keepers scoring runs!

No Comments | February 26, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Attaque A Outrance And The Australian Test Team

Do you want to live forever? Well? Do you?

2 Comments | February 25, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Liam Plunkett: The Time Is Now

In England’s darkest hour, only one man can save them. And, no, it’s not Mark Ealham.

3 Comments | February 23, 2014 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes | Tags: ,

Australia And South Africa, Sitting In A Tree, K.I.S.S.I.N.G

What the world needs now is love, sweet love. And a proper Australia vs. South Africa rivalry.

No Comments | February 20, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

The Commentators: Ian Smith

Hurrah – one of our favouritest commentators is back on our box!

No Comments | February 17, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #57: February 11th 2014

Criticising New Zealand for winning, South Africa for having rubbish weather and England for actually making a decision: it must be the 51allout podcast!

2 Comments | February 11, 2014 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , , , ,

Big Bash Finals Review

The saddest thing about the end of the Big Bash season is that will mean less Adam Gilchrist on prime time television. Seriously.

No Comments | February 10, 2014 | | T20 | Tags: , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #47: Owais Shah

Truly the king of the comedy run out.

No Comments | February 9, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,