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Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #43: Doug Bollinger

It couldn’t really happen could it? A Bollinger comeback? Well it could. It really, really, could.

1 Comment | November 28, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The Work Experience Boy Is Back

The cricket is threatening to ruin a good old fashioned slanging match.

No Comments | November 27, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. England: First Test Review (Just The End Of Love)

An aging group trying in vain to recapture past glories. But do we mean England’s batsmen or the Manics?

No Comments | November 25, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

No Such Thing As A Free Launch: Ashes Cricket 2013 (PC)

Hoping to escape the brutality of the Ashes by turning to its virtual equivalent instead? Think again. This is even worse than Jonathon Trott trying to play the short ball.

5 Comments | November 24, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The Other Side Of The Story (Feat. Frank Stallone)

‘Say something nice about Australia’ said Editor Steve. We took off our half leather jackets and put pen to paper.

1 Comment | November 23, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

51allout Calls Out Graham Gooch

Graham Gooch: messing up England’s batting since 2012.

3 Comments | November 22, 2013 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Stuart Broad 1 Australia 0

Day one of the series was all about one man.

1 Comment | November 21, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. England, First Test: Preview

Watching the Ashes – the second best thing you could be doing in the early hours of a cold Thursday morning.

No Comments | November 20, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

The 51allout Ashes Predictathon Disaster!

It’s prediction time! Come join us as we predict Mitchell Johnson to take a hundred wickets, Devereux to score a thousand runs and England to win 5-0, Botham style.

No Comments | | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #51: November 19th 2013

After an elongated hiatus, the 51allout podcast is back with four grown men discussing which England quick bowler could eat the most bananas and what there actually is to do in Brisbane.

No Comments | November 19, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , , , , ,