Peter Such: the run-up of a fast bowler. The heart of a small fluffy bunny rabbit.
Nick Compton’s summer: good. Joe Root’s summer: less good. Here we drag these basic facts out into 1,200 words, two charts and several references to the cancellation of Knightmare.
Ian Blackwell: the Samit Patel of the mid noughties.
With the World T20 now a thing of the past, it’s time to have some fun sticking our collective boot into England. Come join us, you’ll be safe here.
Schooldays: the happiest days of our lives. Watching England stink up the World T20: not the happiest days of our lives.
After last week’s slating of the World T20 group stages, this week we went in the opposite direction, relentlessly flattering the Super Eights as if it were Steve Smith in a dress.
Day twelve – crunch time for England. One more dismal performance and they can pencil in a few episodes of Mike & Molly to watch while the semi-finals are taking place.
Day ten should be the best day of the World T20 so far. Although day nine was pretty good.
Podcasts are like buses: you wait ages for one to come along and it turns out that everyone on there is really annoyed about something.
Day Six sees some of the proper nations in action. Plus New Zealand are playing as well.