When the answer is Xavier Doherty, we sure as hell don’t want to know what the question is.
The whole world is arguing about Joe Root and Nick Compton. Or possibly playing Pokémon. Here we add our opinion on both these important topics.
Owing to a BCCI media blackout, we were unable to cover this Test match. So we’ve just assumed that Australia won it easily.
England Lions are getting mauled by Australia A at the moment. How many of these young cricketers (and Rikki Clarke) will ever step up to the full England team only to be dropped after three lacklustre appearances?
Job done for England once again, with a comfortable victory that utterly failed to inspire anyone to get out of bed.
A pretty standard week for the 51allout podcast, consisting of accidental racism, deliberate racism and trying not to talk about Australia. Or indeed anything at all, in one particular case.
The book on winning in India has been written. But like most books set in India, it’s one that lots of people will probably buy and then never read.
Joe Root is so awesome that even Usman Khawaja’s mum has a new favourite player.
51allout puts its serious hat on after coming across yet another supposed cricketing authority calling for Ian Bell’s head.
Put on your spectacles, brush your hair forward and don your pastel shirt – it’s time to pay homage to Sky’s Jack of All Cricketing Trades.