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The 51allout Podcast #34: May 22nd 2013

It’s back! After a week off due to being bored shitless by the IPL, the 51allouters have regrouped to talk about England’s win over New Zealand.

No Comments | May 22, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , ,

The Commentators: Five Will Make You Get Down Now

It’s easy to forget that the channel that bought you the Jack Docherty Show and Naked Jungle has been showing the cricket highlights for seven years. That’s a lot of Mark Nicholas.

1 Comment | May 21, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #30: Alan Mullally

The second greatest bowler in the history of ODI cricket. Or something like that anyway.

2 Comments | May 20, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day Four Review

SHIT! Did you see that?

No Comments | May 19, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day Three Review

What happened today at Lord’s? Quite a lot, actually.

No Comments | May 18, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

David Warner Against The World

When all appeared lost, an unlikely hero emerges to challenge the dominion of rubbish journalism.

No Comments | | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day Two Review

Jimmy Anderson, Ross Taylor and Stuart Broad bowling crap: those are a few of our favourite things.

No Comments | May 17, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day One Review

Since England couldn’t be arsed to do anything of note, we can’t be arsed to do a proper review.

1 Comment | May 16, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Preview

Test cricket is back! Rejoice! Oh shit, it’s not them again is it?

2 Comments | May 15, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Nicked Off: Wherefore Art Thou Ricky?

In a new series where we focus on some of the pressing issues in the lead up to the Ashes, we debate the contentious assertion that the series will be poorer as a spectacle for Ricky Ponting’s absence.

No Comments | May 14, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,