A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.
Articles by James Knight
Pakistan vs. England, Third Test: Day Four Review
Get to number one. Get whitewashed. Drop everyone. Start again.
Pakistan vs. England, Second Test: Day Two Review
England dominated all bar the final hour of the day, but were powerless to resist as Saeed Ajmal clawed Pakistan back into the game.
Pakistan vs. England, Second Test: Day One Review
Having lost the toss, England’s bowlers once again rose to the occasion and wore Pakistan’s batting down on an excellent pitch in Abu Dhabi.
Pakistan vs. England. Second Test: Preview
“We’re going to bounce back”. “We’re ready to put it right”. “It won’t happen again”. Oh, just shut up and play.
Pakistan vs. England, First Test: Day One Review
After five months of (presumably) non-stop drinking, a massively hungover England have clearly lost all semblance of co-ordination and are unable to play spin bowling on a perfectly normal first day pitch.
Pakistan vs. England: Our Predictions
Before India visited England’s green and pleasant land last summer we came up with our own predictions for the series. Not a single one of us got the score right. In fact, no one even got close. So we’ve done it again for a laugh.
South Africa vs. Sri Lanka, Third Test: Review
You win the toss on a flat track, in bright sunshine, just days after your side has inflicted a painful psychological blow on your opponents. What do you do next?
South Africa vs. Sri Lanka, Second Test: Review
Sri Lanka never win in South Africa. They got thumped last time, they haven’t even beaten anybody for ages, their batting is a shambles, they’ve got no bowlers and the captain’s rubbish. There’s only one winner in this.
Australia vs. India, First Test: Preview
Last year Australia topped off everyone’s Christmas by capitulating on Boxing Day. We hope they won’t let us down this time.
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