A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.
Articles by James Knight
England vs. Australia, Second Test: Preview
Australia haven’t lost six Tests in a row since 1984. Is this their moment?
England vs. Australia, First Test: Day Five Review
The gin stocks have been replenished, the work experience boy revived and hangovers eased, which means it’s finally time for us to blearily look back at Australia’s latest Test match defeat.
Champions Trophy Semi-Final, England vs. South Africa: Review
England are the worst good team ever. And when choking isn’t choking at all.
The Inarguable Genius Of England’s Top Three
England’s top order just can’t catch a break, but this is why all their critics are imbeciles of the highest order.
Fly Emirates! Drink Pepsi! The Champions Trophy Sells Its Soul
The ICC Champions Trophy: sponsored by Pepsi and Doritos, Reebok, obviously. Hyundai, Hyundai’s wife, all Hyundai’s wife’s friends, their families, their families’ servants, their families’ servants’ tennis partners and some company they bumped into in the mess the other day called Castrol.
England vs. New Zealand: Series Review
England won! And everyone is either really angry about how they did it or really angry that they did it because they wanted to be really angry about how they did it and now they can’t. Or something. Now we’re confused.
England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day One Review
Since England couldn’t be arsed to do anything of note, we can’t be arsed to do a proper review.
England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Preview
Test cricket is back! Rejoice! Oh shit, it’s not them again is it?
Champions Trophy 2013: Ravi’s Return
Ravi’s back, and no one can quite understand why. 51allout get out our thinking gin and try to fathom the unfathomable.
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