A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Articles by James Knight

County Cricket 2013: A Tale of Two Saffas (AKA Dernbach for England!)

After destroying Somerset’s England contingent on a flat pitch, it’s time to fire up the bad boy bandwagon.

1 Comment | April 23, 2013 | | First Class | Tags: , , ,

County Cricket 2013: How to Lose Wickets and Alienate People

Australia: an inspiration to Yorkshiremen everywhere. Both culturally and in the field of sporting achievement.

1 Comment | April 16, 2013 | | First Class | Tags: , , ,

IPL 2013: Allan Donald’s Tactics Truck

The IPL is back, with bamboozling tactics aplenty and a debilitating lack of Steve Smith.

1 Comment | April 11, 2013 | | T20 | Tags: , , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, Third Test: Day Four Review

It’s an absolute disgrace Charles.

No Comments | March 25, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, Second Test: Day One Review

In keeping with a spectacular week, Brendon McCullum didn’t bother to do any sort of homework on the Wellington wicket and promptly spent the entire day being ruthlessly bored to tears as punishment for his sins.

2 Comments | March 14, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Day Five Review

A dreadfully dull final day was livened up only by watching everyone think up ‘hilarious’ new nicknames for Steven Finn.

3 Comments | March 10, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Preview

Only Australia and, first, New Zealand stand between England and fifteen Test match wins in a row. They begin their trip down the path to greatness in Dunedin on Tuesday.

2 Comments | March 5, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

India vs. Australia, Second Test: Preview

When the answer is Xavier Doherty, we sure as hell don’t want to know what the question is.

No Comments | February 28, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

Stop Ringing Ian’s Bell

51allout puts its serious hat on after coming across yet another supposed cricketing authority calling for Ian Bell’s head.

8 Comments | February 19, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Luke Wright: Used To Be Shite, Now He’s Alright

Back in the pre-51allout age, everyone hated Luke Wright. From the moment we formed and began singing his praises, his stock has gone from strength to strength. Coincidence?

No Comments | February 13, 2013 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, T20 | Tags: , , , ,