A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.
Tests Archive
New Zealand 2013: Don’t Dream It’s Over
Time to look back over each of New Zealand’s players, critical pen in hand.
England vs. New Zealand: Series Review
England won! And everyone is either really angry about how they did it or really angry that they did it because they wanted to be really angry about how they did it and now they can’t. Or something. Now we’re confused.
England vs. New Zealand, Second Test: Day Four Review
England against the weather and Alastair Cook against the world.
England vs. New Zealand, Second Test: Day Three Review
New Zealand being blown away in a session, Nick Compton not making any runs and Nick Compton being extremely handsome: some things never change.
England vs. New Zealand, Second Test: Day Two Review
They’ll be dancing on the floor of the Leadmill tonight.
England vs. New Zealand, Second Test: Preview
Two match series need something special to really capture the imagination. Luckily this series has the arrival of the greatest beard in the history of everything.
England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day Three Review
What happened today at Lord’s? Quite a lot, actually.
England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day Two Review
Jimmy Anderson, Ross Taylor and Stuart Broad bowling crap: those are a few of our favourite things.
England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day One Review
Since England couldn’t be arsed to do anything of note, we can’t be arsed to do a proper review.
Latest Poll
Loading ...