A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.
Tests Archive
England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Preview
Test cricket is back! Rejoice! Oh shit, it’s not them again is it?
Nicked Off: Wherefore Art Thou Ricky?
In a new series where we focus on some of the pressing issues in the lead up to the Ashes, we debate the contentious assertion that the series will be poorer as a spectacle for Ricky Ponting’s absence.
Sacrilege!
England returns to Test cricket on Thursday. So how come we’re a little underwhelmed?
Left-Arm Over The Wicket? How Queer
Southpaws of the world, unite and bowl left-arm over.
Let’s Talk About Ed Cowan
Since Cricket Australia cruelly robbed us of the opportunity to ponder endlessly over who would make the cut for the Ashes, we are instead reduced to bitching about who made it instead.
England Ladder: Test Matches
The England ladder: 30 names and not one of them rhymes with Moin Organ.
A Bloke Called Shirley
All going well, the predictions in this article will show us to be geniuses. Otherwise we’ll just delete it and nobody will suspect a thing.
Australia’s Ashes Squad: The 51allout Reaction
Considering Devereux’s shock absence, there was a surprising lack of outrage at Australia’s Ashes squad. Probably because after what Gayle did to Pune we are just broken, emotionless husks, unable to feel shocked by anything.
Ashes 2013: Australian Test Ladder
Today’s article is about a ladder with one rung. Well, two if you count Devereux.
India vs. Australia: Series Roundup
We laughed! We cried! We hurled! We blame a combination of gin and Australia getting a pasting for all three. Now here’s our final word on the subject.
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