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New Zealand vs. England, Second Test: Preview

The second Test is almost upon us – what does it hold in store?

No Comments | March 13, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #26: March 12th 2013

It’s been a tough week for Australia. From getting thrashed by India to sending their players home for trying to skive out of doing their homework, everything has gone wrong for the land down under. Apart from the imminent return of Devereux, that is. Plus the Compton/Root debate is put to bed once and for all.

4 Comments | March 12, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , , , , ,

Revenge Of The Wiggles

The Wiggles: not as popular a topic as we hoped.

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Day Five Review

A dreadfully dull final day was livened up only by watching everyone think up ‘hilarious’ new nicknames for Steven Finn.

3 Comments | March 10, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Day Four Review

It was a long night – but a memorable one, particularly for the handsome family Compton.

No Comments | March 9, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Day Three Review

The third day of the first Test happened to coincide with record numbers of Australians seeking permanent New Zealand residency.

No Comments | March 8, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Day Two Review

In years to come they may well talk of the Miracle of Dunedin – where the meek inherited the Earth.

1 Comment | March 7, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

India vs. Australia, Second Test: Review

Xavier Doherty got his bowling average down to less than 73! Glenn Maxwell nearly took the first five wicket haul of his career! It’s been a great few days for Australia, apart from a few small details that we probably won’t get round to talking about.

2 Comments | March 6, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, First Test: Preview

Only Australia and, first, New Zealand stand between England and fifteen Test match wins in a row. They begin their trip down the path to greatness in Dunedin on Tuesday.

2 Comments | March 5, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

We Bet!

Gambling is a mug’s game. And we are definitely mugs.

No Comments | March 4, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,