A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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England Test Ladder

It’s back despite no demand…the England Test Ladder.

No Comments | August 10, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
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Steven Peter Devereux Smith And The Magical Moving Goalposts

In a world full of climate change skeptics, anti-vaccers and chem trail theorists is it any surprise that the anti-Devereux brigade not only survives, but thrives?

2 Comments | March 24, 2017 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
The worst captain since that South Korean ferry chap.

England Ladder: Test Matches

You should know who is at #1 and who is at #30, but who is in-between?

No Comments | August 29, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Shit at impressions though.

England Ladder: Test Matches

At last, we have a new #1.

No Comments | September 14, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
Christ, it just gets worse and worse for the poor bastard

We’ll Have To Look At The Data: Ian Ronald Bell MBE

After surveying the wreckage of England’s latest failed attempt to get bowled out for 51 again, we’ve come up with a radical solution. And it sure as shit isn’t moving Ian Bell *up* the order.

4 Comments | July 28, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
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Cricket’s The Winner

It wasn’t just England who were the winners at Lord’s.

2 Comments | May 27, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Like this.

Bits and Pieces

For England, the future is the 90s.

2 Comments | April 22, 2015 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
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The 51allout Podcast #51: November 19th 2013

After an elongated hiatus, the 51allout podcast is back with four grown men discussing which England quick bowler could eat the most bananas and what there actually is to do in Brisbane.

No Comments | November 19, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , , , , ,
For the guy in the red wig, we imagine it was convenient this photo was taken in a hospital.

Ashes Tour Diary #2: Owning Associate Nations (And Minors) Like A Boss

We wanted to begin this article with a bad pun about the Warner incident, but Michael Vaughan has already used them all.

2 Comments | June 15, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,
Jarvis and Jessica had better hand back the keys to the City of Sheffield, there's a new Sheriff in town.

England vs. New Zealand, First Test: Day Three Review

What happened today at Lord’s? Quite a lot, actually.

No Comments | May 18, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,