Australia’s search for the next Shane Warne seems destined to last for all eternity. We take a look at what the man himself is up to nowadays. When he isn’t taking ‘EH’ to the IPL, at least.
England took the first step towards becoming the first side to top all three world rankings simultaneously by swatting Australia aside at Lord’s.
Steve James sent us a free book. We like Steve James very much. So much, in fact, that we wanted to tell you all how good his book was.
It started on a sombre note and ended with everyone desperate to escape the mind-numbing tedium of a Jonathan Trott one day innings. England wrapped up the series on an emotional day at the Oval.
And so begins a one-day jamboree. Strap in.
We turn our attention to Division Two as we go around the grounds, realise it rained all week and fill space by talking about the season so far.
Either Tino Best really did almost score a century or we have some seriously weird dreams after a night on the gin.
We’re going to do it. We’re going to take the plunge. Mike Atherton is wrong. There, we said it. We feel bad already.
Bloody foreigners, eh? Coming over here, retiring from one day cricket to distract everyone from the proper cricket going on. Can’t trust ’em.
Hussain, Atherton, Caddick, Flintoff, Gough, Headley, Hick, Ramprakash, Schofield, Stewart, Vaughan and White. Hang on, Schofield? You just tried to slip that one in to check we were paying attention, didn’t you?