A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Articles by Matt H

Around The Grounds #1: Bristol

If it’s April, it must be 51allout getting sunburnt at the cricket.

No Comments | April 14, 2014 | | First Class, Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

County Championship 2014: England Watch Vol 0

The early County Championship season promises to be like some kind of Grand National, but a Grand National for cricketers rather than horses. And one where the prize is a solitary England cap.

No Comments | April 8, 2014 | | First Class, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The End Of An Era? Bollocks.

An optimistic look at recent retirements.

1 Comment | March 12, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Ten Things We Learnt From West Indies vs. England

A series so good that we all went out on the piss.

1 Comment | March 8, 2014 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,

What do they know of keeping wicket, who only keeping wicket know?

Look at all those non-English wicket keepers scoring runs!

No Comments | February 26, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The Commentators: Ian Smith

Hurrah – one of our favouritest commentators is back on our box!

No Comments | February 17, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

England Ladder: Test Matches

The hardest thing we’ve done since we tried to do The Chemical Brothers at a local karaoke night.

5 Comments | February 4, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

No Such Thing As A Free Launch: Robert Winder’s ‘The Little Wonder’

An article about a book about a book about cricket.

No Comments | February 2, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

The 51allout Propaganda Machine: The Buttler Did It

Part two in our series explaining why England’s tour of Australia has largely been a successful one.

No Comments | January 31, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,