Two men, one of whom liked to cane young boys and one who punched a policemen, got together to write a book. What could possibly go wrong?
Think it’s tough being an England supporter? Those at the top have it even harder.
Surely fixing English cricket is a job too big for one man? Then maybe what you need is a really big man. What you need is Boof.
We returned to the 51allout mailbox to find another article waiting for us. This time, it’s a run through England’s spin options.
51allout joins the queue of people saying nasty things about Alastair Cook.
We want to talk tonight (about New England).
Who knows what wonders the 51allout mailbox contains? Apparently, it’s praise for Nick Knight and criticism of Kevin Pietersen from people who really, really want to be punched in the gut.