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Opinion Archive

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #8: Ajmal Shahzad

Yorkshire aren’t exactly setting the second division on fire this season, so what they obviously need is a very public falling out with one of their supposed best players. What exactly is going on with Ajmal Shahzad?

5 Comments | May 5, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Dada (Or The Decline And Fall Of The Pune Warriors)

After a blistering start, Pune’s IPL campaign has descended into a farce. 51allout points the finger at the man solely responsible.

1 Comment | May 4, 2012 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , ,

Memories Of Colombo

Not content with watching the IPL so our beloved readers don’t have to, we also sent someone else to Colombo last month so they didn’t have to get their passports all dirty and used. Upon his return he scribbled down some notes about his trip and gave them to us, in exchange for a shot of gin and a life size portrait of Steve Smith that we stole from a KFC Big Bash party thing earlier this year.

1 Comment | May 3, 2012 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

End Of Season Reports 10: Australia

In Australian cricket an annus horribilis has been replaced by annus rebuildus. So we failed Latin. On reflection, that’s probably one reason why we ended up writing for a cricket website.

2 Comments | | | 40/50-over, Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

End Of Season Reports 9: South Africa

The latest in our long line of winter report cards turns puts South Africa in the firing line, ahead of their trip to England this summer. A series we’re so excited about we agreed to stay off the gin for its entirety because we don’t want to miss any.

2 Comments | April 30, 2012 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

End Of Season Reports 8: West Indies

The West Indies had a fairly quiet winter, with only a series against Australia to show for their efforts since our last report.

1 Comment | April 29, 2012 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

End Of Season Reports 7: England

You have to be pretty good to be that rubbish over the winter and still be the best team in the world.

2 Comments | April 27, 2012 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The Alphabet XI: V

Plenty of choice in the bowling department here, with Bill Voce and Srinivas Venkatraghavan perhaps unlucky not to be selected. The batting however was more limited, with the quality of the middle order detrimented by the dubious opening pair.

No Comments | April 26, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

End of Season Report 6: Zimbabwe

They may be rubbish, but at least Zimbabwe are playing.

3 Comments | April 25, 2012 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

End of Season Report 5: Bangladesh

In which we write about the best all-rounder in the world, and ten others.

2 Comments | April 24, 2012 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,