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England Ladder: Test Matches

At last, we have a new #1.

No Comments | September 14, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Saturday Night’s Alright For Test Cricket

What are the two greatest things in the world? Test cricket and drinking gin all night, of course. Imagine if they could somehow be combined.

No Comments | September 10, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The Taming Of Jos Buttler

Remember when Jos Buttler was meant to be good? Whatever happened to him?

No Comments | September 3, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

51allout Mass Debates #4: The Case For And Against Cardiff

International cricket at Cardiff is the latest topic to be debated by approximately 50% of the 51allout staff.

No Comments | September 2, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Spinning Around With 51allout

Move out of our way…we’re going to talk spin bowling.

3 Comments | August 31, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australian Test Ladder Part Four: The “Pinning All Its Hopes On Glenn Maxwell” Edition

Who doesn’t love ladders? Other than people with no hands perhaps.

8 Comments | August 28, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Too Much Swann: The Issues With TMS

Today we explore how one absolute bell-end has single handedly managed to destroy an otherwise fine cricketing institution.

5 Comments | August 26, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Enough Already

Not everyone is enjoying the Ashes as much as you are.

1 Comment | August 20, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

Darren Lehmann And The Curious Case Of Too Many Mitchells

Team selections based on a love of British soaps: not the greatest of ideas.

No Comments | August 19, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , , , ,

The Impending Decline And Fall Of Shane Keith Warne

If it sees the beginning of the end of Shane Warne, getting humiliated in the Ashes will all have been worth it.

1 Comment | August 17, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,