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A Lament For The Australian Cricket Supporter

Think it’s tough being an England supporter? Those at the top have it even harder.

No Comments | July 27, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: ,

What Would Boof Do? Eight Easy Steps Towards Fixing English Cricket

Surely fixing English cricket is a job too big for one man? Then maybe what you need is a really big man. What you need is Boof.

2 Comments | July 24, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

The 51allout Podcast #61: July 18th 2014

The 51allout podcast is back, complete with gratuitous swearing.

No Comments | July 18, 2014 | | Podcast | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Mailbox Speaks: Article On Spinners/Gareth Batty

We returned to the 51allout mailbox to find another article waiting for us. This time, it’s a run through England’s spin options.

2 Comments | July 15, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Making A Contribution

We’ve come up to with a methodology to assess which England players are pulling their weight. And yet we managed to avoid making a single joke about Samit Patel. 51allout is growing up.

England vs. India, First Test: Preview

After the starter of being beaten by Sri Lanka, how will England cope with the main course?

A Hard Day’s Night

51allout save Test cricket. Again.

2 Comments | July 2, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

A Cook And Bell Story

51allout joins the queue of people saying nasty things about Alastair Cook.

New England: The Post-Probationary Period Report

We want to talk tonight (about New England).

No Comments | June 25, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Mailbox Speaks: The Myth Of Kevin Pietersen

Who knows what wonders the 51allout mailbox contains? Apparently, it’s praise for Nick Knight and criticism of Kevin Pietersen from people who really, really want to be punched in the gut.

4 Comments | June 23, 2014 | | Opinion | Tags: ,