A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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So It’s Come To This: Things We Found On YouTube Part 18

Short of ideas for articles? Lacking in time? Just find some rubbish cricket videos on YouTube! And Lord knows, there are plenty.

No Comments | June 1, 2017 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , , ,
How she keeps balance is another matter.

Once More, With Feeling: How We Tried To Make The Greatest England Squad Ever

Did England make the right choices in their squad for South Africa?

2 Comments | December 1, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
Christ, it just gets worse and worse for the poor bastard

We’ll Have To Look At The Data: Ian Ronald Bell MBE

After surveying the wreckage of England’s latest failed attempt to get bowled out for 51 again, we’ve come up with a radical solution. And it sure as shit isn’t moving Ian Bell *up* the order.

4 Comments | July 28, 2015 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
In case it's not obvious, this picture may help.

A Cook And Bell Story

51allout joins the queue of people saying nasty things about Alastair Cook.

Ed Cowan celebrates

England vs. Australia, First Test: Day Four Review

Another review that ends badly for Australians.

No Comments | July 13, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , , ,
England fans react to their side's comprehensive mauling of Australia

The Inarguable Genius Of England’s Top Three

England’s top order just can’t catch a break, but this is why all their critics are imbeciles of the highest order.

1 Comment | June 11, 2013 | | 40/50-over, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

New Zealand vs. England, Third Test: Day Three Review

They haven’t got a clue Charles.

No Comments | March 24, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,
Bell celebrates after another hundred

Stop Ringing Ian’s Bell

51allout puts its serious hat on after coming across yet another supposed cricketing authority calling for Ian Bell’s head.

8 Comments | February 19, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
Kieswetter wonders what this thing is for

The Kieswetter Experiment

February 28th 2010: England install Craig Kieswetter into their ODI side. March 1st 2010: Editor Steve installs a swear jar in the 51allout office. Coincidence? We think not.

No Comments | February 4, 2013 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes | Tags: , , , ,
The eighth wonder of the world takes a moment to appreciate the well-worn middle of his bat

India vs. England, Fifth ODI: Review

Like a beautiful, glorious phoenix, England rose from the ashes of a couple of rubbish performances to win the toss and thus add a healthy dose of respectability to their series defeat.

No Comments | January 27, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,