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The 51allout Team of the Year

WHICH England ACE ruined Gary Ballance? WHO hit FEWER fours than Nick Compton last year? WHY is James Whitaker a HUGE dickhead?

No Comments | January 11, 2016 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
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The Fast And The Dubious, Part 2: Rating Australia’s Pacemen

It’s that time of the year again, time to laugh at all the currently broken Australian fast bowlers.

No Comments | August 14, 2014 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,
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Sheffield Shield 2012/3 Season Preview

Sheffield: home of Pulp, Leslie Ash (the fit one from Quadrophenia) and some shield that a handful of people in Australia occasionally care about.

1 Comment | September 15, 2012 | | First Class | Tags: , , ,
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The Fast And The Dubious: Australia’s new (and old) crop of pacemen

There has been quite a bit of talk of late about Australia’s pace attack. We put Australia’s fast bowlers under the microscope to see if they’re all that Bill Lawry makes them out to be.

6 Comments | May 11, 2012 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,
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South Africa v Australia, Second Test: Review

In a battle of nerves, Australia held theirs to beat South Africa and level the two game (did you know it was only two games?) series in Johannesburg.

3 Comments | November 22, 2011 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,
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South Africa vs. Australia, First Test, Cape Town: Review

There are some things that you can never get tired of: boobs, repeats of ‘Allo ‘Allo! and laughing at the Australian cricket team probably being the three most significant.

No Comments | November 11, 2011 | | Tests | Tags: , ,
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The Two Halves Of Mitchell Johnson

With it being a rare non-cricketing week (the Champions League T20 doesn’t count unless Somerset win it) we took the opportunity to have a look at the career of Mitchell Johnson. Warning: contains a picture that his mum may find offensive

1 Comment | September 29, 2011 | | Scorer's Notes | Tags: , , ,