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Australia vs. Sri Lanka, First Test: Preview

The next round of Big Bash matches sees the Aussie Diggers take on the Sri Lankan Smashers. Get your chicken based fast food franchise of choice on the phone, cause it’s gonna be massive.

No Comments | December 13, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #16: December 12th 2012

It’s full steam ahead this week, with talk of England that mainly involves slating India, talk of Sri Lanka that mainly involves slating Australia and some Big Bash banter. Plus factual errors galore.

No Comments | December 12, 2012 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , ,

India vs. England, Fourth Test: Preview

With England being brilliant and wonderful and having no problems at all now Stuart Broad is definitely too injured to sneak his way back in, the fourth Test preview focuses almost entirely on their opponents.

No Comments | | | Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

The KFC Big Bash: Round One Review

The KFC Big Bash is back! This may be the best thing to happen to Australia since the launch of the new KFC Zingin’ Double.

3 Comments | December 11, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: , , ,

The Steve Smith Report: Part Three

In retrospect, it probably wasn’t the best idea to write this article the evening after Phil Hughes was recalled to the Test team. Whilst also drunk.

No Comments | December 10, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,

India vs. England, Third Test: Day Five Review

Despite a slight wobble, England completed the formality of victory easily enough on the fifth morning to stand on the brink of a historic series victory.

No Comments | December 9, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

India vs. England, Third Test: Day Four Review

An Indian collapse after lunch took them to the brink of defeat before R Ashwin showed up the folly of his team-mates, succeeding in taking the game to a fifth day and winning a tiny moral victory.

No Comments | December 8, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

India vs. England, Third Test: Day Three Review

England sleepwalked their way to a big first innings lead despite their batsmen intermittently running themselves out for no apparent reason.

No Comments | December 7, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

India vs. England, Third Test: Day Two Review

Alastair Cook takes off his shoes, removes his silk briefs and sinks into a deep bath.

No Comments | December 6, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

The 51allout Podcast #15: December 6th 2012

Australia bashing was the order of the day this week, following events at the WACA. Plus some inappropriate man-love for Tim Southee.