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Articles by Matt Larnach

Ashes Tour Diary #2: Owning Associate Nations (And Minors) Like A Boss

We wanted to begin this article with a bad pun about the Warner incident, but Michael Vaughan has already used them all.

2 Comments | June 15, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Champions Trophy: England vs. Australia, Review

England faced up against Australia for the first of 789 encounters to be played this summer. It weren’t pretty.

No Comments | June 9, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , ,

Ashes Tour Diary #1: How Is Everything Going Wrong Already?

The Australian tour of England is off to a predictable start. If it keeps going in this direction this could be a very short lived series to be honest.

No Comments | June 7, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Champions Trophy Preview: Australia! F#ck Yeah!

Australia are like the Brazil of ODI cricket: they used to be good and nobody knows who their players are anymore.

The Tragedy Of Pune

The Ides of March have come.

No Comments | May 24, 2013 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , , , ,

David Warner Against The World

When all appeared lost, an unlikely hero emerges to challenge the dominion of rubbish journalism.

No Comments | May 18, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Nicked Off: Wherefore Art Thou Ricky?

In a new series where we focus on some of the pressing issues in the lead up to the Ashes, we debate the contentious assertion that the series will be poorer as a spectacle for Ricky Ponting’s absence.

No Comments | May 14, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Revolution Number…Ten?

The latest news on the broadcasting rights for Australian cricket has, understandably, got us in a bit of a tizz.

No Comments | May 12, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Let’s Talk About Ed Cowan

Since Cricket Australia cruelly robbed us of the opportunity to ponder endlessly over who would make the cut for the Ashes, we are instead reduced to bitching about who made it instead.

No Comments | May 8, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Warnifesto: How To Beat Them Poms In The Ashes

After weeks of negotiations, we have finally secured the exclusive rights to publish the ground-breaking Warnifestos. Enjoy the fruits of cricket’s greatest thinker.

No Comments | May 2, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,