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Articles by Matt Larnach

Time Gentlemen, Please

In this here article we casually write off the careers of three men with well over 30,000 Test runs between them. Because that’s how we roll.

1 Comment | November 28, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. South Africa, Second Test: Review

This Test cricket gig can be fairly interesting at times. We reckon the format has just enough about it to ensure it might stick around for a bit longer yet.

2 Comments | November 27, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. South Africa, Second Test: Preview

In all trilogies, the middle part is usually the ‘difficult one’, where the protagonists reach their lowest ebb. With a flat Adelaide pitch in prospect, that’s pretty much what we’re expecting here.

No Comments | November 21, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. South Africa, First Test: Review

It might not exactly have been a classic, but the first Test provided more talking points than an episode of your typical American primetime soap.

No Comments | November 13, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

In The Air! And Safe! And Out! #8: EA Sports Cricket 2004 (PC)

In our latest review we do our very best to avoid libeling EA Sports. We think we were mostly successful. Fingers crossed.

2 Comments | November 10, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Australia vs. South Africa, First Test: Preview

Test Cricket is back in town! And that town is Brisbane, where they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

No Comments | November 8, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Virat Kohli: The Indian Cricketing Adonis

We are massive fans of Virat Kohli. Some of us even think he might be a better cricketer than Steve Smith. The operative words being ‘some’ and ‘might’.

No Comments | November 4, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

The Steve Smith Report: Part Two

The second Steve Smith Report features a depressing lack of Steve Smith in it. We do our best to talk about him anyway, because without Sir Steve Aussie domestic cricket is really, really, boring.

The 51allout Guide To Coping With The Off-Season

Struggling for inspiration with no cricket to watch on the telly? Well we can’t really help there, but we can at least hopefully stoke your enthusiasm about what the next few months hold in store.

No Comments | October 28, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,