After the starter of being beaten by Sri Lanka, how will England cope with the main course?
51allout joins the queue of people saying nasty things about Alastair Cook.
Who knows what wonders the 51allout mailbox contains? Apparently, it’s praise for Nick Knight and criticism of Kevin Pietersen from people who really, really want to be punched in the gut.
Never make an easy TV-based pun within earshot of Editor Steve or he will force you to turn 53 minutes of a man saying nothing into some sort of article.
You duck one perfectly straight slower ball and you never hear the end of it.
It’s time to tackle the big question of the day: just how firm is Peter Moores’ handshake? Plus there’s talk about the county season, the IPL and how Glenn Maxwell is the new Glenn Maxwell.
Perth: home to one of the great cricket grounds. Unless the sun is out, in which case you might die.
The doosra may as well be an episode of Twin Peaks for all the sense it makes.
Mitchell Johnson: exactly how good has he been? And how did it happen?