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Opinion Archive
Champions Trophy: Team of the Tournament
Good things are rubbish. Here’s our team of the tournament, based on our childish refusal to do what Editor Steve asks us to do.
Ashes Tour Diary #3: So…Who Wants To Be The Next Australian Test Captain?
How, as an Australian, do you deal with the current Ashes tour? By ignoring it completely and looking to a brighter future ahead.
County Cricket Chaos: Salisbury Shafted By Surrey Selectorial Stupidity. Or Something
What exactly is going on at Surrey?
Champions Trophy, England vs. Some Other Teams: Review
Fresh from a few days of gin-induced hibernation, it’s time to review England’s last couple of performances via the medium of some shiny bullet points.
Ashes Tour Diary #2: Owning Associate Nations (And Minors) Like A Boss
We wanted to begin this article with a bad pun about the Warner incident, but Michael Vaughan has already used them all.
All Ramdin With No Place To Go: Denesh And The Spirit Of Cricket
Claiming a grounded catch just isn’t cricket.
The Inarguable Genius Of England’s Top Three
England’s top order just can’t catch a break, but this is why all their critics are imbeciles of the highest order.
Fly Emirates! Drink Pepsi! The Champions Trophy Sells Its Soul
The ICC Champions Trophy: sponsored by Pepsi and Doritos, Reebok, obviously. Hyundai, Hyundai’s wife, all Hyundai’s wife’s friends, their families, their families’ servants, their families’ servants’ tennis partners and some company they bumped into in the mess the other day called Castrol.
Ashes Tour Diary #1: How Is Everything Going Wrong Already?
The Australian tour of England is off to a predictable start. If it keeps going in this direction this could be a very short lived series to be honest.
Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #31: Ian Austin
Beware of the jolly fat guy.
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