A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

Opinion Archive

The Steve Smith Report: Part Six (Ashes To Ashes)

The Aussie domestic season is over and the far more entertaining spectacle of finger pointing has begun.

India vs. Australia: Series Roundup

We laughed! We cried! We hurled! We blame a combination of gin and Australia getting a pasting for all three. Now here’s our final word on the subject.

No Comments | March 29, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , , , ,

The Steve Smith Report: Part Five

Whilst the Test team is being brutalised in India, the search for a saviour amongst Australia’s domestic ranks continues. Without a hell of a lot of success.

The Commentators: Harsha Bhogle

We were once massive fans of India’s favourite commentator, but have since adopted a Harsha view. And sorry for the atrocious pun.

No Comments | March 18, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The Madness Of Captain Clarke

Caution: the following article contains conspiracy theories. Donning tinfoil headware is recomended before reading.

Why Steve Smith’s Selection Doesn’t Stink

Two things never fail to get under our skin: rubbish journalism and people bagging Steve Smith. Today we got the chance to respond to both.

No Comments | March 14, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

Revenge Of The Wiggles

The Wiggles: not as popular a topic as we hoped.

We Bet!

Gambling is a mug’s game. And we are definitely mugs.

No Comments | March 4, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #25: David Hussey

Australia has recently bid farewell to both the Hussey brothers. Although it only ever really said hello to the one of them.

No Comments | March 2, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

Age Before Beauty? The Root/Compton Debate

The whole world is arguing about Joe Root and Nick Compton. Or possibly playing Pokémon. Here we add our opinion on both these important topics.

No Comments | February 27, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,