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India vs. England, Third Test: Day Five Review

Despite a slight wobble, England completed the formality of victory easily enough on the fifth morning to stand on the brink of a historic series victory.

No Comments | December 9, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

India vs. England, Third Test: Day Four Review

An Indian collapse after lunch took them to the brink of defeat before R Ashwin showed up the folly of his team-mates, succeeding in taking the game to a fifth day and winning a tiny moral victory.

No Comments | December 8, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , , ,

India vs. England, Third Test: Day Three Review

England sleepwalked their way to a big first innings lead despite their batsmen intermittently running themselves out for no apparent reason.

No Comments | December 7, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

India vs. England, Third Test: Day Two Review

Alastair Cook takes off his shoes, removes his silk briefs and sinks into a deep bath.

No Comments | December 6, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

The 51allout Podcast #15: December 6th 2012

Australia bashing was the order of the day this week, following events at the WACA. Plus some inappropriate man-love for Tim Southee.

India vs. England, Third Test: Day One Review

In the space of little over a fortnight, England seem to have remembered how to play cricket and followed up their bottom-smacking of India in Mumbai with a strong start in Kolkata.

India vs England, Third Test: Preview

No-one really enjoys being consistently good at cricket any more, that’s soooo 90s. Far better to swing between extremes. And we don’t mean those berks who did “More Than Words” in 1992.

No Comments | December 4, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. South Africa, Third Test: Review

Ricky Ponting’s final Test match wasn’t just about the man himself. It was also about South Africa giving Australia a right kicking.

The KFC Big Bash 2012/13 Season: Preview

After a month of Test cricketing nirvana, it’s high time we were all distracted by yet another nonsense T20 competition. The Big Bash succeeds because it’s more ridiculous than most.

No Comments | December 3, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: ,

An In The Air! And Safe! And Out! Special: Introducing Steve Smith International Cricket

So incensed were we at the state of the cricket video game market, we decided to concoct our own effort. Honestly, the best thing about it is probably the cover art. Which still puts it ahead of most efforts available these days.