Now is the winter of our discontent, where the only international cricket on offer is Zimbabwe vs. Bangladesh. So we have cracked out a classic video game instead.
This is what it sounds like, when so-so county off-spinners cry.
Australia: an inspiration to Yorkshiremen everywhere. Both culturally and in the field of sporting achievement.
A tough week for the 51allout collective, despite the inherent awesomeness of the WiiU.
Can you remember Liam Plunkett? No, us neither.
Owing to an unfortunate cash flow issue in no way related to irresponsible gambling, we were recently reduced to looking for our kicks via free mobile phone apps. To our everlasting regret.
The IPL is back, with bamboozling tactics aplenty and a debilitating lack of Steve Smith.
51allout: too busy taking on The Man to actually write our own articles.