A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.
Articles by Matt Larnach
Australia’s Embarrassment Of Spinning Riches
Whenever we are feeling sad, we just think of Australian spinners, and then suddenly we don’t feel quite so bad.
The KFC Big Bash: Report Card
Didn’t bother watching the Big Bash this season? Nevermind, here is our cheat sheet on the second best T20 competition in the world (behind the BPL).
The Commentators: Mark Taylor
Captaining your country has nothing on the pressures involved being in the Channel Nine commentary box. Particularly when your co-workers keep trying to put you in a dress.
Australia vs. Sri Lanka: Limited Overs Series Preview
News that Steve Smith will be the 12th man for the first Australian ODI of the summer has caused effigies of George Bailey to be burnt across the country. 51allout gleefully joins in with the carnage.
The Fall Of The Sydney Sixers: A Study Of T20 Cricket In The Modern Age
What do Franz Kafka and the Sydney Sixers have in common? Both represent genius that is unappreciated in its own time. Except by 51allout, of course.
Sri Lanka In 2012: The End Of The Beginning Of The End
Sri Lankan cricket achieved the impossible in 2012: they managed to look a bigger looming basket case than the Kiwis did. Impressive,
New Zealand In 2012: Thank God For Tim Southee
In truth this is less of a review than a tearful plea for the future of New Zealand Cricket. We also say nice things about Sheep Dog Trials.
51allout Introduces The Smiffies: The Best Of 2012
With the end of the year upon us it’s time to celebrate the best and the worst that the last twelve months had to offer. Mostly the worst. Aside from Tim Southee.
Australia vs. Sri Lanka, Second Test: Review
The second Test provided an object lesson as to why Margaret Thatcher’s plan to remove free milk from public schools was fundamentally flawed.
England In 2012: Everything In Extremes
2012 showed that England know their classics back to front. For it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, and it was the age of foolishness.
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