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Opinion Archive

The Other Side Of The Story (Feat. Frank Stallone)

‘Say something nice about Australia’ said Editor Steve. We took off our half leather jackets and put pen to paper.

1 Comment | November 23, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

51allout Calls Out Graham Gooch

Graham Gooch: messing up England’s batting since 2012.

3 Comments | November 22, 2013 | | Opinion, Scorer's Notes, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Ashes Predictathon Disaster!

It’s prediction time! Come join us as we predict Mitchell Johnson to take a hundred wickets, Devereux to score a thousand runs and England to win 5-0, Botham style.

No Comments | November 20, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Channel Nine Commentary Team: Season 2013/14 Preview

With some of their more experienced members missing, how are Team Channel Nine shaping up for the long season ahead? We run the rule over their prospects.

They Grow Up So Fast. And Then They Get Really Old.

Sachin’s departure has crushed the lifelong dreams of one of the 51allout ensemble.

No Comments | November 13, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

Being Bald Is Loads Better Than Being Ginger

The prospect of Matt Prior being injured isn’t making us happy.

1 Comment | November 12, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The Ashes: The Other Side Of The Story

There are two sides to every story. This side are the ones that drink XXXX.

No Comments | November 11, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #42: Chris Lewis

Chris Lewis: he used to play cricket before that minor mishap at Gatwick, you know.

No Comments | November 10, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Shooting Trolls In A Barrel

Shane Warne – we’re not sorry.

1 Comment | November 9, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Is Rankin or Tremlett or Finn the new Bresnan or Finn?

The boring old selection question has a new twist as exciting as Sophie Ellis Bextor’s charleston.

No Comments | November 7, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,