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Channel Nine Commentary Team: Season 2013/14 Preview

With some of their more experienced members missing, how are Team Channel Nine shaping up for the long season ahead? We run the rule over their prospects.

They Grow Up So Fast. And Then They Get Really Old.

Sachin’s departure has crushed the lifelong dreams of one of the 51allout ensemble.

No Comments | November 13, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: ,

Being Bald Is Loads Better Than Being Ginger

The prospect of Matt Prior being injured isn’t making us happy.

1 Comment | November 12, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The Ashes: The Other Side Of The Story

There are two sides to every story. This side are the ones that drink XXXX.

No Comments | November 11, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #42: Chris Lewis

Chris Lewis: he used to play cricket before that minor mishap at Gatwick, you know.

No Comments | November 10, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Shooting Trolls In A Barrel

Shane Warne – we’re not sorry.

1 Comment | November 9, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads (International Edition)? #41: John Hastings

John Hastings: a nonsensical selection even by the extremely low standards of Australian cricket.

Is Rankin or Tremlett or Finn the new Bresnan or Finn?

The boring old selection question has a new twist as exciting as Sophie Ellis Bextor’s charleston.

No Comments | November 7, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #40: Chris Silverwood

A player from back when England didn’t have a clue, Charles.

No Comments | November 5, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Great Unsolved Mysteries Of The Modern World #2: What The Hell Is Going On With Glenn Maxwell?

Is Glenn Maxwell actually turning into a decent cricketer? Would anyone notice if he did? 51allout investigates,,,

3 Comments | November 4, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,