The second round of the Big Bash saw, well, pretty much the same stuff we saw in the first round. Except more of it.
Getting up at 4am the night after the Christmas party probably isn’t the most fun thing we’ve ever done.
Woe betide anyone who suggests we’re phoning it in this week.
We all dream of a scoring rate in excess of two runs an over.
The next round of Big Bash matches sees the Aussie Diggers take on the Sri Lankan Smashers. Get your chicken based fast food franchise of choice on the phone, cause it’s gonna be massive.
It’s full steam ahead this week, with talk of England that mainly involves slating India, talk of Sri Lanka that mainly involves slating Australia and some Big Bash banter. Plus factual errors galore.
With England being brilliant and wonderful and having no problems at all now Stuart Broad is definitely too injured to sneak his way back in, the fourth Test preview focuses almost entirely on their opponents.
The KFC Big Bash is back! This may be the best thing to happen to Australia since the launch of the new KFC Zingin’ Double.
In retrospect, it probably wasn’t the best idea to write this article the evening after Phil Hughes was recalled to the Test team. Whilst also drunk.