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Australia vs. Sri Lanka ODI Series Wrap

Australia vs. Sri Lanka was such an exciting series that we couldn’t risk reviewing it, in case somebody got too hot under the collar and fainted. Hence we just put two men in a room with some gin and made them talk vaguely about it instead.

Australia’s Embarrassment Of Spinning Riches

Whenever we are feeling sad, we just think of Australian spinners, and then suddenly we don’t feel quite so bad.

4 Comments | January 24, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #19: January 17th 2013

Despite a disappointingly low standard of cricket around the world this week, the 51allout crew still managed to wax lyrical about James Tredwell, Brad Haddin and Jeremy Beadle’s withered hand.

Australia vs. Sri Lanka: Limited Overs Series Preview

News that Steve Smith will be the 12th man for the first Australian ODI of the summer has caused effigies of George Bailey to be burnt across the country. 51allout gleefully joins in with the carnage.

No Comments | January 11, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #18: January 10th 2013

After an extended Christmas break there’s much to talk about for the 51allout collective. But what’s their view on Jesse Ryder’s airplane habits, George Bailey’s rise to power and Shane Warne’s use of a microphone?

No Comments | January 10, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. Sri Lanka, Third Test: Review

Not only did Michael Hussey see Australia to victory, he also took the opportunity to epically merk the selectors by putting Nathan Lyon in charge of the team song.

No Comments | January 7, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. Sri Lanka, Third Test: Preview

The 51allout team have literally never been this excited about anything before

No Comments | January 2, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia In 2012: The Year Of The Pup

I wanna fly and run till it hurts, sleep for a while and speak no words, in Australia. The Manic Street Preachers have their view on Australian cricket, but what’s ours?

No Comments | December 30, 2012 | | 40/50-over, Opinion, T20, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Australia vs. Sri Lanka, Second Test: Review

The second Test provided an object lesson as to why Margaret Thatcher’s plan to remove free milk from public schools was fundamentally flawed.

No Comments | December 28, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

Australia vs. Sri Lanka: Second Test Preview

Fat people and sports lovers unite, it’s Boxing Day!

No Comments | December 24, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,