Just a two man pod this week, due to Aussie Matt being too ashamed to appear. But what of England’s shame, getting battered at the hands (and freaky feet) of Martin Guptill?
Group A – the group of death, if death was a fairly run-of-the-mill cricket squad.
New Zealand dominate England again.
One of the great performances.
This week everyone was angry about England’s win over New Zealand. And the inevitable rubbishness of the upcoming ODI series. But they were surprisingly happy about the week’s main topic: Alex Tudor’s magnum opus 99* back in 1999.
Beware of the jolly fat guy.
England won! And everyone is either really angry about how they did it or really angry that they did it because they wanted to be really angry about how they did it and now they can’t. Or something. Now we’re confused.
New Zealand being blown away in a session, Nick Compton not making any runs and Nick Compton being extremely handsome: some things never change.
Two match series need something special to really capture the imagination. Luckily this series has the arrival of the greatest beard in the history of everything.
It’s back! After a week off due to being bored shitless by the IPL, the 51allouters have regrouped to talk about England’s win over New Zealand.