The Ashes are almost upon us. Let’s talk business. And give away one of the great prizes in our first ever competition.
Smell that? It’s the stench of 60 million Englanders shitting themselves.
The Duckworth Lewis Method return with a second album.
The 51allout gang battle technical hitches, mental suffering and gin-related pain this week to discuss everything that’s cooking in the cricketing kitchen. Hear what they have to say about the build-up to the Ashes, Boof’s Australian team and James Tredwell’s glorious tenure as an international captain.
Remember the 2009 Ashes? We remembered some bits of it, but then luckily we were allowed to look at the scorecards before writing 2,000 words about it.
They really should have named this year’s version the “Boof Lehmann Life Simulator”. Because everyone wants to know what it’s like to be a bloke called Boof, even if for only one day.
Not much to talk about this week, other than what has been going on in Animal Crossing. You should check out my Plaza Tree. It’s massive!
Cricketers and bad television commercials go together like Hendrick’s gin, Schweppes tonic, a slice of Waitrose organic cucumber and some ICC-approved non-branded ice.
The greatest nightwatchman of them all.