Test Cricket is back in town! And that town is Brisbane, where they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.
With South Africa’s tour of Australia looming large on the horizon, the 51allout gang got together to predict the complete opposite of what will happen.
England and South Africa kindly played some cricket this week, purely for the benefit of filling in a gap in the 51allout schedule.
Bryce McGain: the Ian Salisbury of Australian cricket.
We are massive fans of Virat Kohli. Some of us even think he might be a better cricketer than Steve Smith. The operative words being ‘some’ and ‘might’.
Sitting around all day watching TV and eating cakes/biscuits may cause you to end up as a fatty. Apropos of nothing, let’s talk about Samit Patel.
James’s rubbish attempts to create a controversy from Australia’s Test selection aside, it was another fruitful week aboard the 51allout banterbus.
The second Steve Smith Report features a depressing lack of Steve Smith in it. We do our best to talk about him anyway, because without Sir Steve Aussie domestic cricket is really, really, boring.