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England vs. South Africa: Third Test, Day Three Review

The two sides traded jabs throughout the day, with neither side able to land the killer blow, either through traditional methods or by biting their opponent’s ear off.

No Comments | August 19, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

England vs. South Africa: Third Test, Day Two Review

Gingers aren’t just for ritual teasing and hilarious premature sunburning.

No Comments | August 17, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , ,

England vs. South Africa, Third Test: Day One Review

England hardly missed Kevin Pietersen’s bowling at all as they waltzed through the South African top order.

3 Comments | August 16, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

England vs. South Africa, Third Test: Preview

Believe it or not, there’s an actual Test match this week. And there we were thinking they’d abolished it in favour of regular tweet-offs.

No Comments | August 15, 2012 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

County Championship 2012: The Week Where No One Cared

Fill your Olympic void with fun tales of stuff that happened while none of us were paying attention

No Comments | August 14, 2012 | | First Class | Tags:

Dear ECB, Character Limits Shall Not Silence The People!

Back in the late ’50’s we began filling out an ECB survey. Now that we’re done, here’s what we wanted to say.

2 Comments | August 13, 2012 | | First Class, Opinion | Tags: , , ,

The KP And Team ECB Dilemma

Soon after we wrote this article, Kevin Pietersen was dropped by England. The ECB have been snooping around our drafts folder again. Broken Britain.

1 Comment | August 12, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

The U/19 Cricket World Cup: The Next Generation Of Unlikely Lads

Just to make everyone feel really depressed, the oldest player in the upcoming U/19 World Cup was born in 1992.

No Comments | August 11, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

In The Air! And Safe! And Out! #4: International Cricket 2010 (Xbox 360)

The Xbox 360: like a ZX Spectrum, but with better quality tapes.

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #16: Amjad Khan

Never before has an Unlikely Lad been from the cricketing hotbed that is Denmark. It truly is an international feature nowadays.

3 Comments | August 9, 2012 | | Opinion | Tags: , , , ,