Hipsters unite, the most fashionably unfashionable competition in the land is back, and benefiting massively from society’s ills.
Who doesn’t love ladders? Other than people with no hands perhaps.
Team selections based on a love of British soaps: not the greatest of ideas.
If it sees the beginning of the end of Shane Warne, getting humiliated in the Ashes will all have been worth it.
As the blame game is so much more interesting than the actual cricket, we couldn’t help getting started early.
One week on we still can’t believe it actually happened. And we’ll never forget either.
Get the tissues handy, because this one cuts deep, man.
It’s Ashes preview time, featuring talk about Devereux, Shane Watson, the future of Alastair Cook and Myra Hindley.
He is the coach Australia deserve, but not the one they need right now.