A gradual but inevitable descent into cricket-based loathing and bile.

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England vs. New Zealand, Second ODI: Review

New Zealand dominate England again.

1 Comment | June 3, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , , ,

Champions Trophy Preview: Australia! F#ck Yeah!

Australia are like the Brazil of ODI cricket: they used to be good and nobody knows who their players are anymore.

England vs. New Zealand, First ODI: Review

One of the great performances.

No Comments | June 1, 2013 | | 40/50-over | Tags: , , , ,

England vs. New Zealand: ODI Preview

Three knockabout warm-up matches posing as a proper ODI series. How excited are we?!

No Comments | May 31, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

New Zealand 2013: Don’t Dream It’s Over

Time to look back over each of New Zealand’s players, critical pen in hand.

1 Comment | May 30, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #35: May 30th 2013

This week everyone was angry about England’s win over New Zealand. And the inevitable rubbishness of the upcoming ODI series. But they were surprisingly happy about the week’s main topic: Alex Tudor’s magnum opus 99* back in 1999.

1 Comment | | | Podcast | Tags: , ,

England vs. New Zealand: Series Review

England won! And everyone is either really angry about how they did it or really angry that they did it because they wanted to be really angry about how they did it and now they can’t. Or something. Now we’re confused.

No Comments | May 28, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,

England vs. New Zealand, Second Test: Day Four Review

England against the weather and Alastair Cook against the world.

1 Comment | May 27, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , ,

England vs. New Zealand, Second Test: Day Three Review

New Zealand being blown away in a session, Nick Compton not making any runs and Nick Compton being extremely handsome: some things never change.

No Comments | May 26, 2013 | | Tests | Tags: , , , ,