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England Ladder: Test Matches

The England ladder: 30 names and not one of them rhymes with Moin Organ.

4 Comments | May 3, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , , ,

Warnifesto: How To Beat Them Poms In The Ashes

After weeks of negotiations, we have finally secured the exclusive rights to publish the ground-breaking Warnifestos. Enjoy the fruits of cricket’s greatest thinker.

No Comments | May 2, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

County Cricket 2013: The Winnowing Fork

Separating the wheat from the chaff – part one.

IPL 2013: There’s Something About Pune

We’re not enjoying the IPL quite as much as we hoped.

No Comments | April 30, 2013 | | Opinion, T20 | Tags: , , , ,

The 51allout Podcast #32: April 29th 2013

The team tries to discuss the Australian Ashes squad without suffering from Marcus North flashbacks, with mixed results. Plus Chris Gayle vs. Graham Gooch and Aussie Matt belittling the finest English ODI innings of all time.

No Comments | April 29, 2013 | | Podcast | Tags: , , , , ,

A Bloke Called Shirley

All going well, the predictions in this article will show us to be geniuses. Otherwise we’ll just delete it and nobody will suspect a thing.

No Comments | April 28, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , ,

In The Air! And Safe! And Out! #10: International Cricket (NES)

Our list of cricket games to review is becoming perilously short, hence the need to turn to a ‘classic’ whose best feature is its frankly awesome cover art.

No Comments | April 27, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , ,

Whatever Happened To The Unlikely Lads? #29: Simon Jones

Jones the ball: the Darren Anderton of cricket.

No Comments | April 26, 2013 | | Opinion | Tags: , , ,

Australia’s Ashes Squad: The 51allout Reaction

Considering Devereux’s shock absence, there was a surprising lack of outrage at Australia’s Ashes squad. Probably because after what Gayle did to Pune we are just broken, emotionless husks, unable to feel shocked by anything.

No Comments | April 25, 2013 | | Opinion, Tests | Tags: , , ,

County Cricket 2013: A Tale of Two Saffas (AKA Dernbach for England!)

After destroying Somerset’s England contingent on a flat pitch, it’s time to fire up the bad boy bandwagon.

1 Comment | April 23, 2013 | | First Class | Tags: , , ,