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World T20: Day Four

Yesterday saw thrills, spills, and poorly conceived bets that the Zimbabwean total would not pass 80 runs. While we wait for that unfortunate gambler to pay up, we get ready for the entertainment day four will hopefully provide.

1 Comment | September 21, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: , , , , ,

World T20: Day Three

It’s day three, so that must mean it’s African derby day.

No Comments | September 20, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: , , ,

World T20: Day Two

It’s day two; it’s Australia vs. Ireland, it’s India vs. Afghanistan, AND IT’S LIVE!

No Comments | September 19, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: , , , ,

World T20: Day One

Day one at the World T20: featuring anthems, legs and Greigs.

1 Comment | September 18, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: , ,

World T20 Preview: Group D

Group D contains New Zealand, which is basically a red rag to a bull as far as 51allout criticism goes.

No Comments | September 17, 2012 | | T20 | Tags: , , , , , ,

World T20 Preview: Group C

Group C – two pedigrees and one wonky donkey.

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World T20 Preview: Group B

Group B: the very definition of second album syndrome, with a distinct lack of top drawer sides. We’re more excited about Australia vs. Ireland than any other game in the first round though.

World T20 Preview: Group A

The English season may have finally submitted to the sweet, sweet release of death, but the international winter is about to go out into the big wide world. And, as with all newborns, it’s going to spend the first few weeks making a terrible mess of everything in sight.

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County Championship 2012: I Killed Paul Allen. And I Liked It.

It’s the end of the line for the County Championship season. We watched every minute of the conclusion, and definitely weren’t distracted by our favourite film.

No Comments | September 16, 2012 | | First Class | Tags: , , , , , ,

Sheffield Shield 2012/3 Season Preview

Sheffield: home of Pulp, Leslie Ash (the fit one from Quadrophenia) and some shield that a handful of people in Australia occasionally care about.

1 Comment | September 15, 2012 | | First Class | Tags: , , ,